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You might be a Muslim:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a
moral objection to liquor.
You might be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket
launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You might be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You might be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but
consider bacon unclean.
You might be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.
You might be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared
Jihad against.
You might be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely
carry explosives in your clothing.
You might be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You might be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least four.
You might be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You might be a Muslim